I’m happy to announce that Mr. Waddles, The Kelley House Museum guard-goose, has been recovered.
He is happily resettling into his home-pond alongside Mrs. Waddles, who is both thrilled and relieved over the return of her mate.
The ganderjackers are still at large.
Police are looking for an individual covered with beak-shaped bruises.
If you have any information, please call the authorities.