Concerning Goats.

Goats concern themselves with oats.

Or hay. Or oats and hay.

Goats don't concern themselves

with novel writing

unless the paper is delicious.

One of the many charming things about goats is, they know how to keep things in perspective.


Whether the goats care or not.

And they don't.


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