8.02.2010

Slinking Around A Slinky.


Look who I found this morning, inching circles around the top of my toy Slinky. Around and around she went, measuring the endless loops, no doubt wondering where it was taking her and when it would all end... Hey, didn't I just pass this way? Hey, didn't I just pass this way? Hey, didn't I just pass this way?



I think she came in on a bushel of flowers some friends brought me from their amazing garden in Elk. How strange for her to have moved from that beautiful bundle of nature to the cold, steel modernity of the Slinky. I question her choice, I really do.



Maybe she questions her choice, too. And maybe she likewise wonders why a grown woman still owns a Slinky. And Silly Putty. And crayons. And two yo-yo's. Well, if I wasn't a kid at heart, this inchworm wouldn't have had a Slinky to measure in the first place. See? A Slinky, like inchworms and the universe, always comes full circle.


7.29.2010

Are Things Going To Pot? Maybe Not...


My original plan for the next couple of weeks was to do a bunch of photo essays on my trip through southern Oregon and Humboldt County. Now that I’m home, though, something has come up that has me kind of bothered, so I decided instead to break up the travel posts with a bit of a rant. Oh, and some pretty pictures of a local cannabis garden. Yes, for reals.



This week, a federal judge struck down sections of the new immigration law passed by the state of Arizona (SB 1070). Almost immediately, people began expressing outrage over the federal government infringing upon states' rights. In border states like California, these voices have been particularly loud. In the Central Valley where I grew up, they have been deafening.



Here’s the thing. Since citizens of the State of California passed Proposition 215 - the law that allows for the medicinal use of cannabis - the federal government has been infringing on the rights of Californians pretty much every day. In this state. Right here. All the time. Sick citizens, too. People with AIDS, or cancer, or MS are going to prison over using cannabis to treat their illnesses. Oh, and let’s not forget the war veterans who treat their post-traumatic stress disorder with cannabis. Lots of those guys get tackled by the feds, too.



Yet the level of citizen outrage over the injustices that the feds perpetuate right in our own backyard pales in comparison to the outrage Californians are currently expressing over the fed’s “interference” into the business of the State of Arizona. For those who would label Arizona’s immigration issue as one concerning states' rights, logic dictates that these same individuals should advocate for states' rights consistently across the board - especially, I would think, when it comes to one’s home state.



In other words, it seems to me that if you’re the type of person to scream “foul” when the feds say that Arizona law enforcement can’t go around asking people for proof of their immigration status, it stands to reason that you should scream “foul” twice as loudly when the feds throw a fellow Californian in prison for treating his glaucoma with cannabis.



But the same Californians who speak out most aggressively concerning the injustices heaped upon Arizona are largely silent when it comes to defending their home state against federal disregard for our cannabis laws. What I find disturbing is that hollering loudly over the one thing but remaining silent over the other reveals multitudes about those doing the hollering. Because then all the hollering isn’t about a fervent belief in states' rights - it’s about something else. Something a lot more troubling.



I took these shots at a local cannabis garden, thanks to some pretty nice (and brave) local gardeners. Thanks, local gardeners! I like these photos because they show cannabis grown in a kitchen-style garden like the herb it is. Most of us have seen the dramatized documentaries about cannabis grown in spiffy space-aged rooms or in houses blown out with mylar and lights and tubes. Lots of people don’t realize, though, that plenty of cannabis is grown in intercropped patches like this - outside in the sunshine alongside flowers and butterflies and squash and cucumbers and bees and tomatoes and hummingbirds. You know, like real plants. Nothing troubling about that. Nor is there anything troubling about sick people who need this plant to help them treat their illness. It is troubling when their fellow citizens stand by silently as the feds prosecute them for it, though. Just sayin.

7.27.2010

Cave Junction - What's Your Function?


The Chateau at the Oregon Caves may not be as sleazy as the Ocean Grove Lodge, but I can’t hold that against it. After all, while The Chateau may not provide a sanctuary for serial killers and heroin-addicted prostitutes, it does have caves. And a ghost.



A twenty mile drive uphill through hairpin turns, switchbacks, and terrifying drops takes you out to The Chateau, which was built and opened around 1934 as a job-creating endeavor for the local community of Cave Junction. Many of the employees have worked for The Chateau or The Oregon Caves for generations, and these establishments provide much-needed income for not only those in the service industry, but also for the local merchants, farmers, and winemakers who supply the cafe and shops on the site.



The fact that this place is so far off the beaten track means that it is in almost pristine original condition. It is a great example of the rustic style that was really big in the 20’s and 30’s, and all local materials were used in its construction. The gigantic beam and stair supports all came from the same tree, and everything from top to bottom is finished out in original local stone and wood - right down to the bark shingles outside.



The Chateau is constructed over the top of the stream that formed the adjacent caves. The creek bed now runs right through the dining room of the hotel and also supplies this pond right outside the cafe. Back in the day, they stocked the pond with trout and let guests fish out of it. Now, not so much. Still, pretty cool.



In fact, the place has character to spare.



You feel frozen in time when you’re here because everything has been left completely alone. Old phones and maid-service machines are still on the lobby counter and attached to the walls.



Pipes for water and fire safety are exposed because the solid wood beam and rock construction doesn’t allow for them to be concealed. Upstairs, the combination of exposed pipes and the extensive use of beaverboard molded to look like stones (all still original) gives the place a bizzaro-Disney vibe on the upper floors. This double-sided rock fireplace in the lobby was constructed from local stone excavated on the site during the building process.



The furnishings are incredible - original Mason Furniture Company furniture was used pretty much exclusively, and almost all of the original Monterey-style furniture - including room furnishings - has remained untouched and is in pristine original condition.



And did I mention the ghost? Ah, Elizabeth. I miss you already. This is a photo of a photo, so apologies for the quality. The original shot was taken downstairs in the basement, in one of the kitchen pantries. In this photo you see a storage rack with stainless steel sides, and there, in the lower left, you see the ghost of sweet Elizabeth staring back at you, reflected in the side of the storage rack. Hello, dear. Supposedly, this photo was taken as part of some scientific survey and Elizabeth’s image appeared randomly and was discovered accidentally long after the photos were developed. Supposedly.

As the story goes, Elizabeth was at The Chateau for her honeymoon in 1934, and came back to her room to find her new husband boinking one of the chambermaids. Distraught, she hurled herself out of the window and onto the rocks below. This happened in room 309. Ever since then, Elizabeth has haunted the hotel, and has shown a preference for rattling around in the closets on the third floor, scaring the bejeesus out of guests.

As luck would have it, I was in room 301, directly across the hall from Elizabeth’s room. The night I stayed, I’d had the better part of a bottle of wine with dinner, so naturally it seemed like a good idea to be proactive concerning the ghost situation. Right before I went to bed, I opened the door into the hall and told Elizabeth that I had heard her dramatic tale from the kitchen staff, and that I was very sorry for the sad way in which she had ended her existence in this realm. I reassured her that I was NOT a chambermaid, and I told her that I hoped she had a peaceful night. Then, giggling, I moved to close the door. As I turned to go back inside, the mirror in my room rattled hard against the wall. Then it stopped. Then it shook again. Then it stopped. Then a third time. A long time this time. And hard. Then silence.

Talk about sobering up in an instant. Man. I love a good ghost story as much as the next girl, but this was a little much. I tried to be logical about it. I did, really. My first thought was that there must be pipes in the wall, or perhaps the wall was next to the stairs and someone was rumbling up and down in a hurry and shaking things up on my side. But no. There were no pipes in the wall. The pipes are all exposed due to the construction style, remember? Nor were there stairs on the other side, either. Or lovers having a swing at romance. Or three swings, as the case may be. I’ll tell you what WAS on the other side of that wall, though. A closet. A third-floor closet. Elizabeth’s favorite hangout. So good night to you, too, you sad, sad ghost.



One of the great things about The Chateau is that the entrance to the Oregon Caves National Monument is right next door.



This is the cave entrance. The sign reads, “Enter at your own risk. Death and dismemberment due to C.H.U.D. encounters is not the responsibility of The Chateau or the Oregon Caves. Enjoy your visit.”



After such a surreal night, I was ready for some surreal caving, and I wasn’t disappointed.



“Otherworldly.” Yep. That about covers it.



“Otherworldly” about covers the whole experience at The Chateau at the Oregon Caves, in fact. Which is fine with me.



Escaping into other worlds is what I’m all about. The guy who discovered this cave went in to explore it with five matches in his pocket. The idea of that might freak some people out, but I get it.



I’m glad this cave was in a Morlock-free zone, though. Not like those caves in Calaveras County, which as we all know are crawling with Morlocks. They really should do something about that over there. Maybe some community outreach...



Touring this cave was like walking through a giant geode. And you know how I feel about geodes...



Photography in the cave was challenging. It was very dark, and I couldn’t see the LED screen on the camera, so it was pretty much point and hope for the best. Still, some of these shots came out pretty good.



And did I mention the dripping? The caves are formed by millions of years of the constant drip, drip, drip of water. Good for the caves. Bad for my camera.



Low ceilings, too. I still have a knot on my head from whacking it against a stalactite. Or is it stalagmite? Either way it hurt, and I got scolded by the tweenage docent because the contact of my skull against the precious formations of the cave could hinder their growth and development for centuries to come. As far as I’m concerned, that’s what the cave gets for knocking me in the head. Stupid cave.



Look at him. Thinks he’s so cool with his cool hat. Well, you’re not cool, Matt. You’re just a guy with a cool hat. And a cool sweater. With cool patches. Otherwise, you’re not cool. At all.



Matt rocks it more. I tip my far-inferior hat to the champion.


7.26.2010

I Survived The Ocean Grove Lodge.



Welcome to the Ocean Grove Lodge! Ask about our serial killer discount!



The Ocean Grove Lodge! SEE!!! The .22 shell casings littering the stoop of your cabin! HEAR!!! The heartbreaking sobs of the runaway next door! SMELL!!! The lingering residue of the Raid bug bomb!



Tour the Mystery Pub at the Ocean Grove Lodge! Be amazed as your notions of logic and reason are confounded by the presence of free WiFi in a bar with no beer on tap. NO BEER ON TAP!!



The moral? Sometimes the definition of "rustic accommodations" can vary wildly depending on the individual. To be fair, the fact that this place is owned and operated by a guy who calls himself "Cap'n Bob" should have been a dead giveaway.

It's very, very good to be home!


7.22.2010

Found It.


To find something you've lost, you should always start by going back to the place where you last saw it.



Although this doesn't look lost to me - this looks like it's exactly where it should be.