Coupla weeks ago, his miniature goats came down the hill and ate all of my wild irises. Before that, it was his emu terrorizing the neighbor's chihuahua. I hear he has a camel up there, too. A spitter, from what I understand.
The red-eyed albino is their leader. "Red-Eyed Albino," incidentally, would be a great name for a band.
See those horns? You bet you do.
This is right by the mailbox. The last time these gals got out, one of them charged a white Toyota that had pulled over for the mail. Is there a moral? Probably not, other than you should always consider how badly you want your mail.
What is this, a Police Blotter? Andy will just send Barney and Goober over to send them home. Course Floyd's no help.
ReplyDeleteSheriff Andy's been on a drunken bender ever since the river took Helen Crump. That leaves Deputy Fife to handle all of the moonshiners up here by himself, and between us, I don't think he's up for the task. He definitely doesn't have time for rogue cattle. By the way, I've decided that "red eyed albino" would make a better name for a drink than a band. As in, "Bartender, red-eyed albinos all around!"
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